May 2013
so i cleared my throat today and
and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed
and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED
and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period
i hope this has been educational
“The clean English accents of Hiddleston and Swinton enhance the peculiarity of...”
– Total Film.com
draped naked on the bed
naked on the bed
naked
goodbye my friends
(via bilbosexual)
“a bit of humor this memorial day weekend”
– A mother is cleaning her teenage son’s room when she sees some magazines under his bed.
Curious, she grabs the magazines and is shocked to find that they are S&M porn magazines. In her horror, she screams.
The father runs in, sees his wife crying, sits down beside her on his son’s bed, and...
well behaved women rarely make history but neither do boring teenage girls who do nothing but party so you’re in a bit of a pickle there champ
“You happened to me.
You were as deep down as I’ve ever been.
You were inside...”
– Marilyn Hacker, from Nearly A Valediction (via kitty-en-classe)
